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Meet Skully ☠️

Chief Rule Breaker. Keeper of the Grill. Eternal Vibes Manager.

Skully’s Origin Story

Skully wasn’t always a skeleton.

Legend has it he was once a burger purist. Dry patties. Plain buns. “No sauce on the shirt” energy. Then one night, deep in the glow of a neon kitchen, Skully took one bite of a fully loaded Phat Patties burger. Rough chopped toppings folded into the patty. Slaws instead of lettuce. Sauces everywhere.

It changed him forever.

The rules didn’t just break. They disintegrated.

Now Skully roams Phat Patties as our official mascot and spiritual guide, reminding the world that burgers should be loud, messy, stacked, and absolutely anything but ordinary.

Why a Skeleton?

Because at Phat Patties, we strip burgers down to what really matters.

Flavor. Texture. Vibes.

No fluff. No boring builds. No sad, slippery toppings falling off mid bite. Just bold ingredients folded straight into the patty, slathered in sauce, finished with signature slaws, and served with zero apologies.

Phat Patties
Where burger rules go to die.
Skully approved.